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If you have seven two-days trips each month then that ends up being around 84 nights at a hotel each year. Learn to love them.

The airlines have promised you certain things when it comes to accommodation on the job. Those rooms are annoying, like the smoke knows to stop at your door and not go in.

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The range of hotels in staggering. The nicer the country, the more meager the hotel. The shittier the country, the more luxurious the hotel. London is a closet. Port Au Prince is a palace. I feel so sorry for anyone that has to deal with pilots and flight attendants, mostly van drivers and hotel staff. You must really be a masochist to voluntarily put up with that hell. The low floors have too much street noise.

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Airline people get a little too comfortable and start taking things for granted. We crave structure and are all creatures of habit. Some people utilize the closet and the drawers. When we get in we all set up the bathroom how we Gay flight attendant hookup it. We have the toiletries laid out just so and our uniform hung neatly in the closet.

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Some people have a cleaning ritual that includes putting on their own sheets and pillowcases brought from home. Ignorance really is bliss. At least the little bottle of mouthwash is factory sealed. Ignore that undercover news report you saw online about how the glasses get cleaned in hotel rooms, sometimes with the same rag that was just used to wipe off the toilet. Never look under the Gay flight attendant hookup Some people use the shower cap as a condom for the remote control and phone receiver.

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In some places, like Caracas, you can sometimes get free porn if you clip your ID to the cable going into the TV. Most hotels are onto that one because some idiot flight attendant left his ID behind when he checked out and then had to call the hotel for someone to get it.

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How do you explain why your ID is clipped to the back of a TV unless something is up? Every now and then your porn channel will come in unscrambled.

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Some hotels have secret hiding places that crew members will use to leave goodies for each other. The Los Angeles Bonaventure was famous for that. The hotel is circular and the far wall of the hotel rooms is curved, the one made entirely of windows. People leave all sorts of things up there: If you tell the Gay flight attendant hookup that your significant other LOVES the way you smell in their lotion, she likely to hook you up with dozens of bottles.

The worst feeling is checking out of the hotel and realizing you left food in the fridge or on the ledge outside the window. That precious food has probably been all around the world with you and you were so looking forward to having that on the flight back home. You might need to leave a post-it note on the door to remind yourself.

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During Probation you will be scared shitless anytime anything goes remotely wrong, no matter how ridiculous or insignificant. Any disagreement with a fellow crew member is reason to toss and turn all night long. You hold your tongue no matter what people say to you or how horribly they treat you. Like a slave, you just turn the other cheek and take whatever is thrown at Gay flight attendant hookup.

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